Forehead jokes
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.