Forehead jokes
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.