Forehead jokes

Your forehead is like my dad.

Non-existent.

You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.

Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.

Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.

Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.

Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.

Teacher: This assignment is big.

Student (male): I have something that's big.

Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.

Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.

Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.