Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
I kicked a goose, and I liked it!
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Jelianis' forehead😈
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
yo forehead so big u look like aeri
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.
