Forehead jokes

Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.

Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.

How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!

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Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

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I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!

So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.

Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.

Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?

Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.

Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.