Forehead jokes
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
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I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.