Forehead jokes
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
How do you see past that forehead?