Projectile jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.

What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?

Throwing the cow across the lake.

What's so special about bullets?

They do work after they are fired.

How many kids does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.

How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?

He starts to quiver! ;)

I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.