Projectile jokes

I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?

Throwing the cow across the lake.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.

What's so special about bullets?

They do work after they are fired.

How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?

He starts to quiver! ;)

I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.

How many kids does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?

Project-childs.

(Projectiles)

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

Bullets.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣