Projectile jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.

What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?

Throwing the cow across the lake.

What's so special about bullets?

They do work after they are fired.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.

How many kids does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂

How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?

He starts to quiver! ;)

What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?

Project-childs.

(Projectiles)

I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.