Projectile jokes

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

How many kids does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂

I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?

Project-childs.

(Projectiles)

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.

I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.

What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?

Throwing the cow across the lake.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣

How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?

He starts to quiver! ;)

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

What's so special about bullets?

They do work after they are fired.

Bullets.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.