Forehead jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.

I can see my future in your forehead.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.