Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
I can see my future in your forehead.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Ur forehead is soo big that I can’t even see ur hairline and ur stupid forehead face.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Your forehead is so big I took a picture of it last Christmas and it’s still printing
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Your forehead is so big Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off
Are you forehead and hairline friends? cus they go way back.
