Forehead jokes

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.

John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!