Forehead jokes
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.