Forehead jokes
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!