Why did the orphan have a empty bowl Because they already ate their supper
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Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
we must start a propaganda for baked beans
Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address
If you scanned my thigh it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
Why does orphans love Oreos? Because when they have a family pack they can eat it all
What do you call indian dhal that is delicous?
Well that is DHALicous!
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
knock-knock hoos there iceberg lettus iceberg lettus hoo iceberg!!!!! lettus in !!!!!!!!!!!
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it break fast
Why the twin towers are mad
They ar like pepeporonie and cheese as a plane
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Waiter: can I have your order? Me: no it’s mine!
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
