Food jokes
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Do nut get in my way.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef? Beefthoven!
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.