Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Food Jokes
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
