Food jokes
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)