Food jokes
Bunger.
I love eggs!
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Memes
Thats a sussy Strawberry
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!