Food jokes
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Memes
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.