Food jokes
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
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Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.