Food jokes
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
join the nugget army
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.