Food jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Memes
Meme:
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?