Food jokes
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
I'm hungry.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.