Food

Food jokes

Oreo

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.

Countryside

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

Butter

Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...

Memes

Chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!

Dinner

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?

Baguette

A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"

The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"

Pizza

Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?

Dick

What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?

A dictator.

Pizza

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?