Folklore jokes
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.