Folklore memes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip on their broom.

What did the suicidal leprechaun say?

"Irish I was dead."

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"