What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Folklore Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
We need skinwalker jokes.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
