Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
We need skinwalker jokes.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
