Folklore jokes
Nessie is dying.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Gnome.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
We need skinwalker jokes.