Folklore jokes
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Gnome.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."