Folklore

Folklore jokes

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why?

To visit the ugly witch's house.

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

The chicken!

Memes

Dwarf

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

Orphan

Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?

Genie

A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"

Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."

Genie: Poof!

Tom: It didn't work.

Canadian

What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?

Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.

Neck

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

Spirit

Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!

Guy

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

Mama

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Dwarf

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?

Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁

Hairline

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Vampire

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.