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A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
You might think these jokes are plane
Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
what did the bird say to the other bird
nothing because birds cant talk
What’s New York’s favourite game?
2001 flight simulator
People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
What goes zzub-zzub ?
A bee flying backwards
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head
A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun! The blonde states " I agree let's leave at night "!
Bald Eagle
What kind of bagel 🥯 can fly?
A plain.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???
•terminal
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys name is Jack. The other is Peter Peter: "Hi Jack" Flight Attendant: "Your going to high jack the plane?!?! Jack: "No my name is Ja-" Flight Attendant: "Every body stay calm! These two men are going to high jack the plane!" Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."
When a plane is having turbulence it’s just the pilot Shaking the steering
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life
