Fixture jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5

4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

PERSON: I need to go so bad!

TOILET: Long time no pee!!!

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.

What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."

Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.

What do you call a Spanish toilet?

Elton John.

Why take a nap on the toilet?

Because it's a restroom.

Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

How did the toilet react when it received a gift?

That was so pot full (thoughtful)!

Pop in the toilet.

How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!

Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?

Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈

How do you surprise a blind kid?

Put a plunger in the toilet.

How are urinals made?

They get installed.