Fixture jokes
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
Pop in the toilet.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
PERSON: I need to go so bad! TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Pool testing 123.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
Pokemon
I go in the duck park, I make it myself there cozy with Rayman and fruit dwarves.
Kyler, go on this one.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!