How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
