Fixture jokes
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Pop in the toilet.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Pool testing 123.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
Pokemon
Kyler, go on this one.
Hope this is good!
Levi
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.