Fixture jokes
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 馃拃馃槇
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we鈥檙e both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Pop in the toilet.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.