what did one nut say to the other nut?
A:candice deez nuts fit in my mouth
yo forehead is so big it couldnt even fit in the united states
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off
What is white ,black ,and red and can't fit through a revolving door. a nun with a spear through her head
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more
your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet she couldnt because her fat ass cant fit on the tolilet seat
Yo mama so fat she canโt even fit in the suitcase
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant ain't no telling who" in better shape the elephant or the woman i guess it's probably weight watchers.
Question: Do you know who candis is? Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Zion is so fat that his dick cant even fit in his wifes pussy
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: si Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage
my girlfriends name is candice can thez nuts fit in you mouth:D
