No matter how big the jar there is 1 thing that can never fit inside it what is it?
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl. A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?" "Sure," said the little boy. The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said. "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
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Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Hi guys I am Logan Taub the toad, I just want to say that by cock is so so so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also I am trans👍
I know this isn't about glue but here's one: Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
I tried my best using phone sex online but the thing about it the holes can not fit through.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool
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How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
how do you fit 100 rape victims inside a mini cooper?
in the ashtray
what did one nut say to the other nut?
A:candice deez nuts fit in my mouth
Guess Stephan Hawkins never had use sweatcoin😂
yo forehead is so big it couldnt even fit in the united states
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
What is white ,black ,and red and can't fit through a revolving door. a nun with a spear through her head
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more
Yo mama so fat she can’t even fit in the suitcase
