Fitness

Fitness Jokes

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree. with one fits the ground first?

The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.