Fitness jokes
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.