Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree. with one fits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage
Yo mama so fat she canβt even fit in the suitcase
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santaβs sack on it.
have you heard of china... china fit this dick in your mouth
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips? 1, if the bag is family size
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
my girlfriends name is candice can thez nuts fit in you mouth:D
Have you heard of the Xbox game sea of the thieves see if these nuts fit in your mouth
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
