Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Fitness Jokes
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
