A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
What does suck a sucking fish
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
why did the lonely fish get a detention? because he left the school
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing because fish cant talk
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
what is a fish without i's fsh
2+2=🐟
