Fish jokes
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.