First jokes

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

(DOORS)

What door is the first door that opens for you?

The elevator to go to the game.

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.

I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.

Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.

When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

The first hardest thing. 🍆

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.