The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
First Jokes
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
