First Jokes

R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.

First saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it, you’ll only be screaming my first.

what is a orphans first step to the orphanage

If at first you cant succed then wait to be the last!!

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

if boys are like sports because they are esay to play, then girls are like a sandwich, they are nice at first, but there crusty after

you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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My son wore his new 'Go Vegan' Hoodie for the first time today and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked & spat on!!!! And he's not even left the house yet!!!

I could tell my cousin you are so anoying but she told me first so we both said it at the same time 🫣🤣😂

Se this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I be the first person to say drinks are on me

First (DYM 68)

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Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler

My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.