I Left a chunk of ice outside during summer that was the first time I heard Icescream
I DONT CARE IF I GOT BEAT THE FIRST DAY U WERE BORN YO MOMMA ASK FOR A RECIEPT
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
what did the orphan say when he first played sims dang u can have a family
“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son. We both drank them at the same time, and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Who will hit the ground first the girl or the apple?I don't know it depends if the girl is emo or not if she is emo the rope will catch her.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys
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Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first...”
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have? A Family
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when i saw stephen hawking for the first time i knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed🤣🤣🤣!!!!11!
What is an orphan v orphan competition? Who will get adopted first?
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
if u take off the first and last letter of demon there gonna turn emo
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex? I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
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A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted." Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!" The brother yells back, "Well at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
