First Jokes

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!

Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?

A: I'd hit that

People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

If you drop an apple and an emo girl who falls first????

The apple becuase the emo girl hung

What was the first thing thanis snapped? Loki’s neck

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his bmw exhaust but his engine failed. This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

This native American won't stop talking shit about me, so I said "please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors".

the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims heads?

Their Ankles

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again? Little Johnny: I had to be their for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Made by Evie and Peyton and Peyton’s Mom

my first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? -- Because it was Luke warm.

How are guys and tile floors alike

If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years

Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?

In Greece.

Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies

I respect woman’s choices....either she wants to cook first, then clean or is she wants to clean first the cook

I didnt get the joke at first then it hit me like a plane

Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church. A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke but the third nun, her arm was too short.