First Jokes

What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag

What hit the ground first the feather or the depressed kid? The feather, the rope was stopping the kid

Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.

Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.

Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.

The genie says "what ever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."

The first boy goes down the slide shouting "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.

The second boy goes down the slide and shouts "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.

The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!".

My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter youranis

Did you hear about the gay choirboy? He chocked on his first hymn.

If you drop an apple and an emo girl who falls first????

The apple becuase the emo girl hung

What was the first thing thanis snapped? Loki’s neck

my first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat

the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,

People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again? Little Johnny: I had to be their for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Made by Evie and Peyton and Peyton’s Mom

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims heads?

Their Ankles

Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, The second May, The third June. Who was the first child

Sally

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his bmw exhaust but his engine failed. This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna I’d hit that