What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire? —You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!
the sun is fire
Be careful around fire plastic melts
I got fired for not doing enough work Guess I didn’t put enough back-bone into it
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
whats stephan hawkings called on fire
hotwheels:)
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
What's black and found on top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
there was a school fire, i pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said hot wheels
drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns
i pushed a kid in a wheel chair into a fire. now we call him hot wheel
I saw a kid crying yesterday, So i asked him where are your parents?. Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
Why does fire man wear red suspenders? To hold his pants up
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair in a fire and said hot wheels
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot but they're both quiet.
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How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE
