Fired jokes
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What is red and puts out fire?
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."