Fired jokes

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?

Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

What do you call a gay guy on fire?

LGBBQ

Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"

Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.

He was fired from his job.

Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?

Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.

I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

What is red and puts out fire?

What do you call 5 gays on fire?

LGBBQ.

What do you call a gay person on fire?

LGBBQ

People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.