I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
Fired Jokes
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.
Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
ENTER PASSWORD.
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RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.
