Fired jokes
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
My penis is on fire.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"