Fired jokes
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
My penis is on fire.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)
Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"