Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u
The only thing brighter then my cuter is the fire on the twin towers
there was a kid in a wheel chair i put him on fire called him hotwheels
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies? My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence)
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
I got fired from the M&M Factory,because I sorted out the W,s.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones so I throwaway the bent ones
God: i feel like i'm forgetting something....... oh no Earth *sees it on fire* oh it's fine People of Earth: *running and screaming* Santen: *to God* realy
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
What do you call a wheelchair on fire
Hot weels
I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
what do you call a gay kid that is on fire lgbbq
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.Demon: why you sad
Guy: I’m in hell can’t u see
Demon: will we have fun here at hell
Guy: really nice
Demon: we do sleeping in on Mondays
GuY:OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in out lava or dive in fire if u die you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: ok dose that meean I’m a ghost
Demon: no ur not a ghost
Demon:Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: ooooooo i can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die and ur already dead remember that
Guy: ok but I am dead and if I die again I was already dead right?
Demon: yup.
Demon: I have a question are you gay and do you like kissing fire girls and if u die u are already dead
Guy: Ummm I am not gay and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon:then u won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now
