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So I told my sister want hear some jokes and she was like hit me with best shot fire away and I was like okay I know ur singing and old song yeah I was trying to see if u sing too and I said who do u think I am Chris brown Hi

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What is the difference between cremation and smoking?

While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.

My aunt worked as a human cannon ball

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired

"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

"so I was at high school one day in the bathrooms and I'm circumcised and the kid next to me wasn't so he showed me his pp and he had a foreskin so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired..."

The Bigfoots had a campfire one Bigfoot Asked what sould we roast next the other Repiled maybe a penis and a girl 👩🏻

I was camping with my buddy and there was a fire we were roasting marrsmelows and there was a vine and tripped on it and went penis first into the fire and I said well there goes your children stupid ass

Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."

So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"

And then she died.

What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?

"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

Wood fired pizza?

How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call steven hawkings on fire Hot wheels

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.

A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"