Why is Daisy afraid of candles???
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my mum said not to walk the streets cause i wont find home the next day i was an orphan
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button
why cant a homeless person win a baseball game?? they cant find home plate
When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the TRACK LIST
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in calabasas
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra? Because they just keep getting harder and harder
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed, turns out the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer; They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men", or a VIRGIN!
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it says like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at it's eyes.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life, His hands where a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Where can you find the most dads. Milk island.
I wanna take drowning lessons but I can't find more than session
