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Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home.

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.

Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"

Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.

After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”

The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”

Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Why is Daisy afraid of candles?

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Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...