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Mirror

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

Candle

Why is Daisy afraid of candles?

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Hairline

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Lunch

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

Memes

Ball

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

Documentary

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Orphan

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

Orphan

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

Basement

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

Egg

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

Kobe Bryant

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

Rapper

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

Slave Owner

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

Jesus

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

Handcuff

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

Baby

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...