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If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.