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How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.