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Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.

After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”

The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”

Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”

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No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?

They can't find home plate.

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...