What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.