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What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A man with a spirit untamed, untold. With eyes that pierce through the darkest night, He walks a path that's far from light.
His steps are loud, his presence strong, A force of nature, where he belongs. Through the chaos, he finds his way, Leaving footprints that never fade.
A rebel soul, unafraid to speak, His words drip with passion, so unique. He dances with danger, embraces the unknown, Challenging limits, into the wild he's thrown.
No rules can bind him, no walls can contain, Frank Bulgin sets fire to the mundane. He paints the sky with vibrant hues, A kaleidoscope of dreams he pursues.
In his mind, a symphony of thoughts, An artist's palette, where inspiration is sought. He weaves words like a masterful bard, Creating tapestries that leave us marred.
With each verse, he unravels his soul, Unveiling the depths that make him whole. His poetry, a window to his essence, A glimpse into a world of fearless presence.
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A maverick, a legend yet to be told. His spirit roams, forever untamed, A beacon of courage, never to be tamed.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.