why cant orphans play baseball. they cant find
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him.
Dont you find it ironic that kobye bryant bounced his helicopter of the ground like a basketball
2 friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay. the 2 walked up the their buddy and said, get down! and he kneeled down .
when hedgehog find poop they put it in there moths. mix it with saliva till its a foam . then rub it on themselves
I'm supposed to put a joke here. But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself? Im sure you'll laugh.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
A cop pulls a man over and finds out hes drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says ̈Can i see your flashlight? ̈ and the cop says ̈just give me your license and registration. ̈ so drunk guy says ̈not until you give me your flashlight. ̈ the cop said ̈for what? ̈ and the drunk guy says ̈so i can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like. ̈
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party and at the party, one of her friends poop their pants. When Sally finds out, she yells “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
Orfans cant find the hom page
do you know how to confuse hellen keller? put her in a room and tell her to find the corner
I spit on a orphan....what is he going to do tell his parents Why are orphans bad at baseball they can never find home
Why did I fuçlc my dad? So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room? Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Answer; Their INCESTors!
Hey, I’m George and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, And find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans-
