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Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
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Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.