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Viagra

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

Woman

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find the right direction for his FLOW.

Scar

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

Bone

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Memes

Piece

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Poo

My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.

Trash

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

Cat

I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.

Orphan

Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*

No one:

Literally no one:

Me: Time to make his life hell.😈

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

Forehead

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

Hairline

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.