"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
