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My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

Why is Daisy afraid of candles?

Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸‍♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.

After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"

Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.

About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."

Mom asked, "Why?"

Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."

How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?

Because they're so good at it.

By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.