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I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.