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Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home plate.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

Madeline Mcannot find her.

I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...

I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.