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I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find the right direction for his FLOW.

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."

Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

A: I find your lack of face disturbing.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?

She couldn't find the 11.

Where can you find the most dads?

Milk Island.

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always find their way with their flow.

Why did the rapper go to the zoo?

To find some WILD BEATS.

How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?

Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."

Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.