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Stripper

    • When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

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    • Mum

    • Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

    Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

    Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

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    • Dream

    • I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.

    Son

    • A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.

    Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"

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    • Boy

    • A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

    He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

    The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

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    Woman

    • There is only one reason why I find women useful.

    That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

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    • Dildo

    • 20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."

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    • School

    • A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.

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    • Content

    • September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.

    Okay here's your funny joke!

    Who is the best makeup artist?

    Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.

    Pineapple

    • Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."

    The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.

    The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.

    The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.

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    • Demon

    • The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

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    • Funeral

    • It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”

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    • Pedophile

    • I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."

    "But why?" I replied.

    "Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.

    "That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.

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