Find jokes
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."