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What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find the right direction for his FLOW.

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find home.

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

Where can you find the most dads?

Milk Island.

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.

Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*

No one:

Literally no one:

Me: Time to make his life hell.😈

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.