Q: What did I find on my son's search history. A:Where is the nearest gun shop.
why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism is always performing fellatio on his older brother? Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
when the feminists find out that it humanity not huwomanity
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
why shouldnt orphans get a phone?
they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button
I've got a job defusing landmines It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun but the emo kid dissapears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
When I see two lovers name on a tree I don’t find it cute or funny, I think why would they be bringing a. Knife on a date.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back
One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage
why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room
your mums hair line was so big that dora the explorer could not find it
You're here like I was so fat fatness Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers
yo mum so dumb, she went to the library to find facebook
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it
Pov: you are 7y and you find a stick. SORD.
