A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, Daddy came in with the lady next door, and they started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off Daddy’s clothes, and Daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of Daddy and started...”.
The mother cuts him off and says, “Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” A couple hours later, the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face, shouting, “I’m leaving you... Go ahead, Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door, and you both started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off your clothes, and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing Mom did with Uncle Joe last summer.”
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common can't find their parents
What we find At the end of every rainbow? ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
The letter W
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.