A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “mommy mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy’s clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...”. The mother cuts him off and says “just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting “I’m leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle joe last summer.”
What we find At the end of every rainbow? ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
The letter W
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I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
hey gwen, listen, i know your on this app. fake or not. I love you either way. please, find this faker and finish her off for whats she's done, real Gwen.
*your a real best Gwen*
If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common can't find their parents
you know what pun is used for waist? nothing. you'll find nothing. it's just a waist of time.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose
How do you find Will smith in the snow ?
You look for the fresh prints
I tried to find a camouflage shirt but I couldn’t find one
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the BOOTH
one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
What did Micheal Jackson find on his bed
Billies Jeans
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight and he will eat you like my joke or else............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
why cant orphane play baseball? they cant find home
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan. The tour guide said “That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member” Well done Lewandisney
