If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo
Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
hey gwen, listen, i know your on this app. fake or not. I love you either way. please, find this faker and finish her off for whats she's done, real Gwen.
*your a real best Gwen*
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common can't find their parents
you know what pun is used for waist? nothing. you'll find nothing. it's just a waist of time.
How do you find Will smith in the snow ?
You look for the fresh prints
I tried to find a camouflage shirt but I couldn’t find one
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
What did Micheal Jackson find on his bed
Billies Jeans
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan. The tour guide said “That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member” Well done Lewandisney
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
You should should go back into the abortion bucket maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldn’t find any
whats the definition of rude ?
sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
Q: What did I find on my son's search history. A:Where is the nearest gun shop.
why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
What’s worse than finger banging your sister? Finding your dad‘s wedding ring
