How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage
So you start singing it’s the best day ever
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
Recently I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker down town in Manhattan, New York thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
when you know you have a gay friend but you find out that they like you-
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
Why do heterosexual men like to receive a anonymous blowjob at a adult book store because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out
a 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. her: " crap! my mom is going to kill me!"
the fetus : "lol same here"
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually."
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism is always performing fellatio on his older brother? Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
when the feminists find out that it humanity not huwomanity
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
