_How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
So a man asked another man what’s your name and he says what’s it to ya. So the guy asked agoim and he says what’s it to ya. Come to find out his name was what’s it to ya
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
the 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed
Family feud after finding out about Alabama
If you have sex and your African parents find out
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler
Today a girl asked me do how big is your dick so I said how big is your pussy and she said come over to my house and find out
Why is Daisy afraid of candles???
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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan* No one: Literally no one: Me:Time to make his life hell😈
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
whats the worst part about getting old?
going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank* She has cancer
When a orphan finds out who their parents are, and then find out they dead
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
