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Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"