Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week you’ll find out
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
Why do vegetarians give a anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at a adult book store because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat
Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man
One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced
I can't find out where Stephen Hawkings is from, I just can't place his accent.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
How do you find out if your kid is gay? Lock him in a closet and if he comes out his gay if not his dead straight.
How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.
It’s only rape
If she finds out.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date? She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
many years of sex in the dark. The wife find out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says "explain the dildo prick" the husband says "explain the children bitch"!
i only cut to find out if im real or cake
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone they say I Don’t Know
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there. Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
