20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
Many years of sex in the dark.
The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"
The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
