Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted
I can't find out where Stephen Hawkings is from, I just can't place his accent.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
i only cut to find out if im real or cake
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone they say I Don’t Know
Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week you’ll find out
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.