Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
