Film jokes
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Batman vs Superman?
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."