Film jokes
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Memes
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.