Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost there lives on the ice? There calling the movie The Lost Boys.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"? No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol.
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.
What is a orphins faveriot movie. Home alone
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
