Film jokes
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
WALL-E
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.