In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What is and orphans favorite move
Home Alone
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Why was the director Injured? He could find the right cast!
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
