Film jokes
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.