Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Film Jokes
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
