Film jokes
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Memes
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)