Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What is and orphans favorite move
Home Alone
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Why was the director Injured? He could find the right cast!
My proctologist used to be a photographer, he took x-rays and told me to bend over and say cheese
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
So cinema.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Today I filmed a unboxing video at my friends funeral His parents weren’t to happy
