Film jokes

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.

And then it exploded.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.

Palpatine: Knew it.

What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!

What is stuck between a doorway?

Rebel Wilson.

Race car backwards is race car.

Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.

They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?

What do you call security outside a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?

A. "We're in the Matrix."