Film jokes
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Spaceballs: The Comment.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)