What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
