Film jokes

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)

What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?

Homecoming.

I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"