Film jokes

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)

What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?

Homecoming.

I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!

What movie do orphans hate? "Home."