Film jokes
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.