Film jokes
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."