Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Film Jokes
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
