How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
