Film jokes
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."