Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
