New Film Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?

A King Kong ball.

If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.

Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?

Because he's their father.

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do Shrek and onions have in common?

*LAYERS*

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D

FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.

So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...