Film jokes
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D