Feel Jokes

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea that’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or don’t believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.

Girl lol feel deek in moth on you

if u feeling numb use your thumb

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache.

You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.

what goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isnt sexual ( insulin ) for more of these jokes go to diabeticjokeswww.foralaugh.com

Uranus be like."oh look I'm Uranus imagine how disgusted I feel"

If you fell a lump in your rice, you fucked up, If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.

do you ever get that feeling where your just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots

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The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

My love for you is like poop.

Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away

How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?

Butter

i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips

Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!

True story by the way