Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed every one!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? -- Because 7 8 9.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
