Favourite jokes
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."