What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
My favorite sex position is βWOW.β It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Why is an boomerang a orphanes favourite toy because it actually comes back
What is a nonces favourite toy....? You
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Whats the Twin Towers most favourite band? Al Qaedirection.
What are Priests favourite shoe?
White vans.
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store the tea bag section had been ransacked. Luckily they found the thief Pionel Pessi with boxes of his favourite tea,Penaltea. Shame on you Pessi.
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what is jesus's favourite exercise? cross fit.
what an orthsn favourite movie home alone
Where is the walls favourite place to meet his friends
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What's an orphan's favourite movie? Home Alone
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
what is cheetah favourite taste to run fast? cheetah outta here
Whats Stephen Hawkings favourite song??
Rollin and controllin
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
knock knock who's there? cow cow who? cow don't go who they go moo
