Favourite jokes
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?