Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house
Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones
Your mum is so fat when she reached for the remote and when she found it it was crushed
We clap when we see you we clap our hands over our eyes
Your mum is so fat all her relationships are long distanced
Your mum is so fat when I see her I get depressed
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
your mama so fat that when thanos snapped his finger it only got rid of weight
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny
You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese
yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread
what did the fat say to the other fat. i am fatey
your hairline goes so far back your mom cant even reach it
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
the only docter you have is doctor pepper.
you're so fat, that you're fat
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
You mama so fat she was mistaken for Eric cart man form South Park
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
